January 2011
my mom just asked who i will be going to prom with so i said i hate all boys and would she go to prom with me and she said no
my doctor told me today that i need to go to a neurologist so i was telling my mom it wouldn’t be a total let-down if i had a tumor or brain cancer because maybe they’d give me a ‘totally rockin’ head shave which led to her saying how i should cut all my hair off which led to her saying how we should dye my hair black this weekend
does that sound really retarded or maybe...
so far so good
my mom bought one of those mini crates of clementines a few days ago since i ate all da others hehe but i really have been eating nothing but clementines lately
if i start getting really bad diarrhea it would be unfortunate but tbh i would probably keep eating them anyways
i will keep y’all posted
oh also there was a group of girls and one questionably heterosexual male talking nostalgicly about their time in kindergarten + elementary school etc to my drama teacher as i watched/listened from the comfort of a desk far away and at one point the teacher looked at me and i looked at him and in the middle of a riveting tale about someone’s stolen diary we both simultaneously made the...
i had to exercise today in my mandatory physical fitness class and somebody said i looked like a dying fish trying to do push-ups so i sat up and stared at them for a minute then snorted
on that subject
, i still don’t have a man of perpetual wealth to get me baked goods and candy on valentines day so i’m thinking i’ll probably just exploit myself for a week or so and ‘see what i can land’ is...
so is ne1 gonna be my valentine
no
Anonymous asked: OH YOU FANCY, HUH?
Anonymous asked: OH YOU FANCY, HUH?
aloneinthetardiss asked: you neeed a nicki minaj
omg my dad just pointed to bread and said it was real mexican bread i'm mildly offended but he's mexican too
is that racist
omg my dad just pointed to bread and said it was real mexican bread i'm mildly offended but he's mexican too
is that racist
aloneinthetardiss asked: you neeed a nicki minaj
omg my dad just pointed to bread and said it was real mexican bread i'm mildly offended but he's mexican too
is that racist
omg my dad just pointed to bread and said it was real mexican bread i'm mildly offended but he's mexican too
is that racist
“she’s making a quesadilla… she says she just wants to hole up, in...”
– mother dearest on the phone with my dad
