January 2010
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I feel like my identity is being stolen.
came home, ate some questionably-stale tortilla chips, fell asleep on my bed
woke up hanging halfway off the side of my bed, had conversation with mom:
mom: “did you eat already?”
me: “… what time is it…”
mom: “uh. like five something.”
me: “… in the morning? why would i eat that early in the morning..”
ate some intensely pink...
fuck
you.
mom: geez. this was a weird day.
me: i know. it kind of feels like an apocalypse movie.
mom: … what?
me: you know. all dreary and foggy. i feel like there’s about to be a zombie outbreak or something.
mom: …
me: NEVER MIND.
mom: stop watching twilight zone.
totally just realized that one of the older employees at books-a-million looks like woody allen.
watwatwatwat
speaking of, i went into books-a-million the other day after not going there for a few months, and i was about to leave without buying anything when old guy says, “you’re leaving without buying anything? i don’t think that’s ever happened before.” and then...
so i’m going to alaska over the summer to visit everybody i haven’t seen in 4evur, and i might get a job working at a friend’s coffee shop. which sounds fun, but it would require me to stay with either
a) my dad’s british ex-girlfriend who frequently tells me detailed stories about how airport security steals her baggage
or
b) my twilight-crazed aunt and four...
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i think iTunes started feeling like a huge douchebag for putting Contra as the number one album and Justin Beiber on the top singles, and thought it’d compensate with a free single from the new Laura Veirs album.
i’m grateful, but you’re still not forgiven.
what
This CGI bullshit is the death knell of cinema. If I’d wanted all that computer...
– Quentin Tarantino && (via snakecharmer)
i don’t know feelin’ pretty shitty right about now
mar e me plz
ahh i want somebody to burn me the princess and the frog soundtrack now.
eccehomo:
In the second grade there was this girl named Paris that I though was pretty cool. I always tried to talk about camping and how much I loved it and how I was probably the best swing-jumper ever of all time but she seemed like a real ptitsa who didn’t care much for anything I had to say. So one day she was standing under this tree in our playground(which really was more like a large...
i keep writing big ol’ long posts about my angst and then deleting them because “fuck, i don’t want to be that kid.”
but really, i feel like nobody really cares anyways.
(AND NOW I’M THAT KID, BUT WUTEVZ FUCK Y’ALL)